gemischtes Hack
Meat's Demon does not mind when the the butcher has only gemischtes Hack. He simply asks for a double portion and, once home, he divides it. The best rabbinic authorities assert that the resulting beef is completely kosher! The only question is: what to do with the pork? Is it permitted to donate it? Yes, but only if you receive no benefit from doing so. You must dress in black like a thief and, in the night, you must place the pork in a basket covered by a red gingham cloth and leave it on the stoop of an orphanage. The next morning the nuns will uncover the basket, expecting another mouth to feed, and -- what luck! 200 grams of ground pork!
04.07.2024